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Monday, October 13th, 2003

(1 felt this strange desire | light yourself on fire)

Time:4:18 pm.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/orbitalocularit/135739.html#cutid1

COOLEST STUFF EVER!!


i am so getting the "naw brah/yeah brah" shirt.


went to claire's today, and watched part of "chasing amy". just when i started wondering who the fuck "amy" was, april said we had to LEAVE. lwjer33kl3

being grounded is the single most annoying thing in the history of annoying things.

i want to make brownies and cookies and pastries and eat them all. forever. this no-carbohydrates thing is making me go insane. i don't remember it doing that before, but i saw a pan of brownies today and i wanted to rub them all over my face. eating the top of pizza makes people think i'm pretty whack, yo.

everyone talks about this degrassi thing, and i don't know WHERE I AM SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS SHIT. is it on TV? i am so lost.


i DO rule for the following reason:

1} I put rum in my iced tea and it is like a party in my mouth.


/end shitty post

Friday, October 10th, 2003

(2 felt this strange desire | light yourself on fire)

Time:11:52 pm.
Mood:fuck..
so i got this car.




"Hello. I am a piece of crap."


now all i need is insurance.

my mother is being a stank ho.

...


tanner: "so, i'm gonna save up all my money working next summer, and when i turn eighteen, i'm buying a mustang."

m: "shouldn't you be saving up for college?"

tanner: "What? Melissa. Can college get you from 0 to 60 in less than five seconds? ... Yeah, I don't think so."

man.

Monday, September 8th, 2003

(light yourself on fire)

Time:4:23 pm.
Mood:undermined.
people are noticing i look different and i am noticing people are starting to look different in a good way. let's be vague.

"dickie roberts" was supremely disappointing, save for the woman who played marcia brady saying "fuck" at the end.

denise knows people hate her; i am trying not to be influenced by peer pressure and failing. fuck you, peers.

okay. i totally had west nile. i stayed home today and unplugged my telephone to ward off angry people i had promised to do things with.


joke: never mess with a mexican's bike because it might be yours.


TODAY IS THE DAY I WILL BEGIN UPDATING REGULARLY W#5i4355

Thursday, August 14th, 2003

(1 felt this strange desire | light yourself on fire)

Time:2:43 pm.
Lollapalooza was fun. Times eight thousand.

I met Jared Leto twice!! He sat right behind us to watch Incubus too. Yay. 30 Seconds to Mars put on such an awesome show.

Incubus. Hot. Trojan was handing out free condoms and people were blowing them up into balloons and throwing them all over the stadium, and on stage. And Brandon Boyd said "Wow, you know you're having fun when people are throwing around condoms."

And people were tossing around these huge beachball things. And the singer of Queens of the Stone Age said "Hey, throw that up on stage for a second!" and so they did. And he said "Hey, this isn't a fucking playground!" and popped it. With a knife. And then "this next song isn't about a fucking playground... ... it's about feelings." haha.

and audioslave was great, too, even though i'm not too big on audioslave. chris cornell is a pretty nifty guy. he kept talking about the denver broncos, though. a lot.

i liked rooney's show, too.

and perry farrell couldn't stop smiling the entire set.


much fun. many a sunburn. the end.



oh yeah. when i got my cd autographed...

jared leto: ::takes cd:: ... you wanna unwrap it first? ::unwraps it::
melissa: ::stupid look:: oh yeah.. ha.. i guess that would have been a good idea...
jared leto: ha. yeah.

oh yeah, slick baby. slick.

Monday, August 11th, 2003

(light yourself on fire)

Time:2:54 am.
so i ordered a cheap shitty digital camera for twenty three bucks and it should come in the mail before school starts. it has no flash. i didn't realize that until afterward. i'm known for being slick.


i got a new telephone. it reeks of coolness.

someday i'll tell a story.

Thursday, July 31st, 2003

(light yourself on fire)

Time:12:45 am.
I just got back from the Modest Mouse show tonight. Hackensaw Boys and the Radar Brothers opened. Whoo, it was buckets of fun and I bought myself a bitter buffalo shirt.

concerts really do make me happy.


also, i'd like to add that angelina jolie looks hot like fire on the new rolling stone cover.


the end.

Saturday, July 26th, 2003

(4 felt this strange desire | light yourself on fire)

Time:11:52 pm.
Wow. wow wow wow.

The a perfect circle show was sexy. Eye contact with Maynard. Mmm...


APC played about an hour (?) long set. I think. Pigmy Love Circus was good.


Highlights and other things:

* APC did a cover of Failure's "The Nurse Who Loved Me". It was awesome.
* Maynard said that they couldn't play ALL the songs from the new album
because "you'd all take them and put them on the internet". The crowd
groaned. Ha.
* During "Thinking of You", when Maynard was singing the ending lines
("thinking of you, thinking of you" x293784923) he repeatedly grabbed and
rubbed his crotch. Wow, what a highlight! .. ... ...
* Danny Carey on drums for Pigmy Love Circus was lovely.
* When Maynard introduced Jeordie White. "For those of you who don't know
him, Jeordie White, aka Twiggy Something-or-Other."
* "The Package". THAT is a cool song.

That's all I can think of for now. Great show. The band sounded perfect,
and Maynard's voice was beautiful, as always.

Thursday, July 17th, 2003

(1 felt this strange desire | light yourself on fire)

Time:3:31 am.
last night was one of those weird nights where it feels like you're watching a movie of everyone else living and nothing is really truly happening. one of those weird nights where i was eating ice cream and it was so cold i tried blowing on it to make it warmer. do you ever do that?

last night was one of those nights where i found myself wondering why the hell some pieces of 80s fashion are coming back into style. i wish i could be on the cover of vogue. that is my goal. what a shitty goal.

last night was awesome because of the following things: 1. I don't know.

my mood has been okay. i am delirious and wearing the most ugly shade of lipstick ever invented.

last night was one of those nights when i felt the urge to line the inner rims of my eyes with black eyeliner and prance around listening to led zeppelin.


in the end, i pranced onto an army man left on the floor by my brother and my eyes were burning. but it was okay.

i keep killing baby spiders around my computer. i am getting worried.

sometimes posts make no sense. they are the best ones.

(1 felt this strange desire | light yourself on fire)

Time:1:21 am.
Jordan (1:19:46 AM): Audioslave eat shit out of a dog's ass.
Jordan (1:19:52 AM): As do the White Stripes.
i like cornbread (1:19:59 AM): You make me sad.
Jordan (1:20:13 AM): Because I don't succumb to bad, over marketed music?
i like cornbread (1:20:27 AM): The White Stripes have some cool songs.
Jordan (1:20:35 AM): Haha, riiiight.
Jordan (1:21:31 AM): Yeah, The Kinks called, they want their guitar riffs back.
Jordan (1:21:53 AM): Love as Laughter called, they want their sound back.
Jordan (1:22:36 AM): Mick Collins called...he wants all his music back, and to beat the piss out of you.
Jordan (1:22:53 AM): Unoriginal, pseudo-nouveau, overhyped, overmarketed music.
Jordan (1:23:05 AM): Except Audioslave...wow.
Jordan (1:24:12 AM): "Okay...so its Rage?"
"Well, kind of."
"Kind of?"
"Well, you know how they were really political before?"
"FUCK YEAH. BULLS ON PARADE, MOTHERFUCKER."
"Well Zach's gone."
"Oh. That's alright."
"Chris Cornell is their new singer. They kind of sing about...you know. People. And things. Nothing specific. They're mad sometimes though. Sometimes they're sad."
"Dude, isn't that Soundgarden?"
"Fuck, I don't know."


sigh.

Monday, July 14th, 2003

(light yourself on fire)

Time:10:11 pm.
there are only six weeks of summer vacation left. then it's back to the boring, droning shitty school experience.

it's funny how i thought i'd get so many things completed by the time summer was over (be healthy, paint and redecorate? my room, become president, etc.) and I haven't done anything at all. okay. so it's not that funny.

i'll tell you what IS funny, though. not being able to get any denver a perfect circle tickets. no, no, that's not funny either.

people who make videos of themselves dancing rock.


also. It's too hot to sleep, and too hot to be awake. I hate.

Thursday, July 10th, 2003

(1 felt this strange desire | light yourself on fire)

Time:11:35 pm.
NOBODY can touch Johnny Depp in a pirate outfit. NOBODY.


God. Yes.


Wednesday, July 2nd, 2003

(light yourself on fire)

Time:12:05 am.
Mood: sleepy.
oh so long without an update. i suck at keeping up with these things.

i dyed my hair so that it matches with my eyebrows now, and it's amazing how close i got to my original hair color. I want to go blonder, though.. like.. beachy blonde, with varying hues of streaks. eh, or something.

work is eating away at my social life. Wait, haha, what social life?

i haven't gone anywhere for a long time. i feel like going to starbucks or to the mall. i hate the mall. i have a tiny bit of money now, though, and want to buy something for myself. and millions of birthday presents for others.

i am kind of trying to save up for a car, though. i really really would like a 1966-70 Mustang... mmm.


i kind of miss school, too. well. not the bad things that come with school, like waking up early and tests and orifice leakage... wait. i just miss the whole "being around people" thing, even though most people aren't people i want to be around anyway. Whoa hello I confuse myself often enough there.


also, i got my modest mouse ticket today =) much yay.

Wednesday, June 11th, 2003

(1 felt this strange desire | light yourself on fire)

Time:2:58 am.
have you ever eaten way too many m&ms without drinking anything and after a long time the m&ms feel like fire going down your throat and sharp m&m shell remnants stab at the gums in the back of your mouth?



come on, baby, i know you've felt that.

Tuesday, June 10th, 2003

(light yourself on fire)

Time:4:14 pm.
the first thing I'm going to buy when i get paid is an optical mouse. i can't take much more of this insanity.
then modest mouse tickets.
then birthday presents galore.
the end.

Sunday, June 8th, 2003

(light yourself on fire)

Time:2:19 am.
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1E0036C277CBB947?brand=&artistid=781346&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=60

Modest Mouse. Fiddler's Green. July 30th.


It doesn't get much sweeter than that.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2003

(light yourself on fire)

Subject:i'm waiting for school to end
Time:8:13 pm.
Mood:tiredgrumpyfatgrossblobbylethargic.
Your head is half-full
But it’s okay
Mine is half-empty
We’re different that way
Procrastination is cool
So jump on the wagon
Keep arms and legs inside
And stop your head from draggin’
It’s all right if you can’t justify what you say
Just skim the surface
They’ll like you anyway
We’ll pass that woman in a box
Chained and bound with locks
I’d tell you what she said
But there’s a bag over her head
You’re floating through space now
So take off your shoes
The only thoughts you’ll need now
Are the ones you’ll never use
You can take off your jacket now
You’re close to the sun
This ridicule and mockery
I only mean in fun
Throw away those glasses now
There’s nothing to see
Avert that perfect hearing
There’s no one here but me

Tuesday, May 6th, 2003

(light yourself on fire)

Time:4:46 pm.
Pick a band/artist and answer only using that band's song titles.

I chose: led zeppelin

1. Are you male or female?: hey what can i do

2. Describe yourself: dazed and confused

3. How do some people feel about you?: achilles last stand

4. How do you feel about yourself?: nobody's fault but mine

5. Describe an old girlfriend/boyfriend/interest: immigrant song

6. Where would you rather be?: going to california

7. Where are you? over the hills and far away

8. Describe what you want to be: tangerine

9. Describe how you live: in the evening

10. Describe how you love: gallows pole

11. Share a few words of wisdom: the song remains the same

Saturday, May 3rd, 2003

(light yourself on fire)

Time:1:07 am.
went and saw x-men tonight with denise, april, ben, and josh. wow! it made me want to be an x-man. mutant. i'd like to be able to have powers that freak regular people out. yeah.


tomorrow i am having a party thing for my birthday... i was sort of forced into it by everyone else, and i didn't want to be a big asshole by saying no to it. i have a feeling it will be fifteen people sitting in my house eating chips and nervously looking at one another. the boredom will consume them. and it will be all my fault.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2003

(light yourself on fire)

Time:7:50 pm.
oh yeah, i got a new 17" monitor, too. only now do i see how shitty my layout picture looks with the black background... amazing what shitty monitors make you see.

(2 felt this strange desire | light yourself on fire)

Time:7:47 pm.
whoo, yay for birthdays! i got some pretty lancome aroma calm perfume, ymca membership, aqua teen hunger force shirt, money, chevelle cd, earrings, bracelet... rock on.

i'm feeling a little tipsy; had lots of wine with dinner. tee hee.

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