"Hello. I am a piece of crap."
now all i need is insurance.
my mother is being a stank ho.
tanner: "so, i'm gonna save up all my money working next summer, and when i turn eighteen, i'm buying a mustang."
m: "shouldn't you be saving up for college?"
tanner: "What? Melissa. Can college get you from 0 to 60 in less than five seconds? ... Yeah, I don't think so."